Things A Flight Attendent Would'n't Say.

[Karlos]

We are currently flying at 25,000 feet, those are my last words

[Danny696]

Re: Things A Flight Attendent Would'n't Say.

*bumped*

On the left you will see the Grand Canyon On the Right You will See me And a Parachout

[Magictallguy]

Re: Things A Flight Attendent Would'n't Say.

We are about to crash and die in a flaming ball of fire.

Everyone have sex with the person sat next to you! O.o

[Sethenor]

Re: Things A Flight Attendent Would'n't Say.

We ran out of fuel

[orca123]

"excuse me,... people in seat no.32,... your car is about to be towed" L: Lol

[Guest cablebox]

We are about to crash and die in a flaming ball of fire.

Everyone have sex with the person sat next to you! O.o

Lol, on my last flight from my dad's estate in England, my mom was sitting next to me... 8|

[Zero-Affect]

Hello ladies and gentlemenm, The movie on board today will be Loose Change 1-2 and Final Destination, we hope you have a nice death... oops flight :)

If you look to the left you will notice another 7-47 and if you look to the right you'll notice the wings on fire...

[Peter || MaxPixa]

Announcement: "Hello everyone hope your having a nice trip and plane ride, and for the announcement.... does any one know how to fly a plane by any chance?"

[Taxed]

ANNOUNCEMENT: "We will be taking of in thirty minuets. We are also offering five lucky passengers the chance to join the pilots for cocktails untill we reach our destination in 8 hours time. The rest of you have a nice flight."