wrx Posted February 13, 2010 Posted February 13, 2010 There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? Quote
wrx Posted February 13, 2010 Author Posted February 13, 2010 A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water? Quote
Zero-Affect Posted February 13, 2010 Posted February 13, 2010 If the boat rises with the tide (which is does) then the answer would be none... got one for ya, What two coins make 30 cents one can't be a nickel? Quote
wrx Posted February 13, 2010 Author Posted February 13, 2010 nickel and a quarter .. ... and yea the boat rises with the tide so its 0 Quote
Zero-Affect Posted February 13, 2010 Posted February 13, 2010 nickel and a quarter .. incorrect And yeah so it's none Quote
wrx Posted February 13, 2010 Author Posted February 13, 2010 then its quarter (1) and nickel (2) 1 is now not a nickel Quote
wrx Posted February 13, 2010 Author Posted February 13, 2010 Atwhay ordway inway ethay englishway anguagelay isway onouncedpray ethay amesay evenway afterway emovingray 4ay ofway itsway 5ay etterslay ay ? Quote
Joshua Posted February 13, 2010 Posted February 13, 2010 You walk into a dark cave with only a match. At the end of the Dark cave there is a Can of Gas, A lantern, and a Pile of logs. What do you light first? Quote
Zero-Affect Posted February 14, 2010 Posted February 14, 2010 You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I'm dead, What am I? Quote
Djkanna Posted February 18, 2010 Posted February 18, 2010 The slider on a escalater goes down as you go up :P vice versa As for that well it was just lame (maybe because I didn't get either way I don't know (I'm tired)) xD Quote
Zero-Affect Posted February 18, 2010 Posted February 18, 2010 one side of the scales (old ones) goes up when the other goes down... and yes a umbrella very witty... Quote
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