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Well im not sure where this goes so i though i'd put it as Entertainment fun, sorry if i placed it in the wrong section. Anyway, heres the story tell me what you think: My mom only had one eye. I hated her... she was such an embarrassment... She cooked for students & teachers...to support the family. There was one occasion during elementary school and my mom came. I was so embarrassed. How could she do this to me? I threw her a hateful look and ran out.   The next day at school... "Your mom only has one eye?!?!"...eeeee said a friend. I wished my mom would just disappear from this world. So I said to my mom, "Mom... Why don't you have the other eye?! If you're only going to make me a laughing stock, why don't you just die?!!!"   My mom did not respond... I guess I felt a little bad, but at the same time, it felt good to think that I had said what I'd wanted to say all this time... Maybe it was! because my mom hadn't punished me, but I didn't think that I had hurt her feelings very badly.   That night... I woke up, and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. My mom was crying there, so quietly, as if she was afraid that she might wake me. I took a look at her, and then turned away. Because of the thing I had said to her earlier, there was something pinching at me in the corner of my heart. Even so, I hated my mother who was crying out of her one eye. So I told myself that I would grow up and become successful.   Then I studied real hard. I left my mother and went to Singapore to study. Then, I got married. I bought a house of my own.   Then I had kids, too... Now I'm living happily as a successful man. I like it here because it's a place that doesn't remind me of my mom.   This happiness was getting bigger and bigger, when...   What?! Who's this?! It was my mother...Still with her one eye. I felt as if the whole sky was falling apart on me. Even my children ran away, scared of my mom's eye. And I asked her, "Who are you?!" "I don't know you!!!" as if trying to make that real. I screamed at her, "How dare you come to my house and scare my children!!"     GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!"   And to this, my mother quietly answered, "Oh, I'm so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address," and she disappeared out of sight.   Thank good ness... She doesn't recognize me. I was quite relieved. I told myself that I wasn't going to care, Or think about this for the rest of my life. Then a wave of relief came upon me...   One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house in Singapore. So, lying to my wife that I was going on a business trip, I went. After the reunion, I went down to the old shack, that I used to call a house... Just out of curiosity   There, I found my mother fallen on the cold ground. But I did not shed a single tear. She had a piece of paper in her hand....It was a letter to me.   "My son... I think my life has been long enough now... And... I wont visit Singapore anymore... But would it be too much to ask if I wanted you to come visit me once in a while? I miss you so much.. And I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion. But I decided not to go to the school.   For you......And..... I'm sorry that I only have one eye, and I was an embarrassment for you.   You see, when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. As a mom, I couldn't stand watching you having to grow up with only one eye... So I gave you mine... I was so proud of my son that was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye. I was never upset at you for anything you did.. The couple times that you were angry with me.. I thought to myself, 'It's because he loves me..'   I'm not sure if its real but i got an email and i decided to share it

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Re: Staff Applications [FREE] I left it 0 but i'm having some problems with this conversion...the entire code comes up on the screen

Re: Staff Applications [FREE]   actually just convert the locking to a 0 id in the first sql config and update via that or make settings table im making a table for settings...what shall i put values for conf_name and conf_value? 0.o

Re: Bodyguard - My first attempt to make my first mod Meh, i placed it in a cron file, dunno if its working though cuz im having other issues right now...the entire code is spilling onto the game screen 0.o

Re: Staff Applications [FREE] No it don't, thats why im asking if theres an alternative

Re: Bodyguard - My first attempt to make my first mod   Im trying to make this work for V1 but V1 dont have cron minute...shall i just screw it? =P or place it somewhere else?

Re: Staff Applications [FREE] would this work for V1? cuz when i i ran SQL2 i got this error: MySQL said: Documentation #1146 - Table '????_Aftalyfe.settings' doesn't exist (???? is is my DB username so i just deleted it from here) so is there anyway round this?

Re: EID MUBARAK   Eid is the Name of the celebration day. Its full name is Eid-Ul-Fitr (the other one we get is called Eid-Ul-Adha) Mubarak is just like a congratulation thingy...like merry Christmas, ours is Eid mubarak (Arabic)

Re: EID MUBARAK I'm a muslim 8-) And EID MUBARAK TO ALL :wink:   If you dont know what Eid is, its an Islamic celebration after fasting for 29/30 days

Re: top 8 Tv shows ever No one watches Prison Break here? :-o

Re: Your Best offline & online games! Which Maple Story version do you play? I used to play EMS until i quit =/

Re: HOF in login page Yes...thats what i mean :lol: But why isit a bad idea? :?

Re: [Free] [v1] Scuba Diving i get this problem Warning: Division by zero in /home/seal/public_html/header.php on line 47 heres my line 47: $oxperc=(int) ($ir['oxygen']/$ir['maxoxygen']*100); what does it mean division by zero? 0.o

I want to put HOF in the login page, not the entire HOF, just the user levels. Do i use $_GET? I searched for it here but i haven't found anything that can help me Can anyone point me in the right direction or just start me off with the code please?

Re: Crons I did..Ii couldn't find any with reference to mine though, unless i missed it :|

Re: Crons Omg thank you sooooooo much!!! :lol: I never realised such small factors make such a huge difference

After i scrapped my v2 project me and my friend have decided to do a v1 project. Everything is up and running on a free server right now (because i wanted to test everything) but the crons. Nothing seems to be updating unless i update it manually 0.o my Cpanel instructions: http://img411.imageshack.us/my.php?image=curlto6.jpg My e-mail reports http://img154.imageshack.us/my.php?image=reportshz8.jpg Where the files stand: http://img154.imageshack.us/my.php?image=filesao2.jpg   So can anyone help me here please? did i place the files through a wrong directory or something?

Re: Help erm okay, i changed the permission to allow it to exucute and open by right clicking it but i still end up with the same thing...SO FRUSTRATINGGGG!!!!!

Re: Help nvm my edited post, i think i've started to catch up xD Lemme see how much i've learnt from this and hopefully everything should be sorted

Re: Help kk i just checked it up and now i understand o=rw but do i do this in the cmd?

Re: Help Okay that just flew over my head, imma try doing that config idea killa suggested

Re: Help   well i definatley have that file since i've uploaded it and open it too...wtf is chowing? 0.o

Re: Help kk thanks, imma try that and come back if i need help again =D

Re: Help and how exactly do i do that? (sorry for the noob question :-P)