
Godhand
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Re: itemmarket.php help Lmao get owned. I mean seriously. Search for the difference as it is an extremely easy fix. :-o how could someone screw that up..... anyone please tell me how any coder could mess that up.....
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Re: Add a Radio to your site [Free mod] v 0.01 Well done.... now for thinking how to manage to place it somewhere easily accessible without reducing dial up users..... I'd say good work and I think we all could bother to find the answer out for that though.
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Re: Free service Either way lesson to be learned do not trust any new CE member. :wink:
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Re: Free service Are you kidding yourself? You would have to be a complete dumbass to let some random guy have access to your files. Exactly especially with all them that have been registering regularly with illegal mods. Its just a quick free way for him to get several game sources for free.
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Re: Casino with slots [V2] Thats to limit how much they can make from it.... plain and simple....
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Re: [$15] Numbers Game [V2] Pft I'm half tempted to buy it strictly for editing. :lol:. Since obviously it has to be edited to fit a game.
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Re: Crime Formular You are still screwing it up no offense. $r['crimePERCFORM']) is supposed to be = to all the numbers crunched together. Like for crime 1 it should be $r['crimePERCFORM'])==(($ir['will']/2.5)+($ir['level']/4)) Or similar.
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Re: QUERIES Ok then that just means your stupid. :lol: Seriously there is no such thing as stupid questions just stupid people. First of all if you were good enough at coding to code the page to work I'd think some sql query would be simple. Then running the cron on it would be boringly easy. Yet you are having a hard time getting it to work. Wow.
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Re: whore house They weren't big enough changes to really call it your own. Nice try though. At least it wasn't entirely copy and paste work. For that I'd give you an A for effort. Edit- this helps clean up the post a little bit so everyone can just copy and paste this if they choose to use it. <?php include "globals.php"; if($ir['jail'] or $ir['hospital']) { die("<font color='red'>This page cannot be accessed while in jail or hospital.</font>"); } ?> [img=pics/cities/eyes.jpg] <?php print " <h3>Hot Chick Petting Zoo</h3> <table border='1' width'90%' bordercolor='#939393'><th>Prostitute Name</th><th>Age</th><th>Sex</th><th>Price</th><th><center>Hire</th></tr><tr> <td><center>Jose </td><td><center>19</td><td><center>Female</td><td>20,000</td><td><center>[url='brothel.php?spend=male']Bang A Man Whore[/url]</td></tr><tr> <td><center>Stephine </td><td><center>20</td><td><center>Female</td><td>20,000</td><td><center>[url='brothel.php?spend=nurse']Bang A Naughty Nurse[/url]</td></tr><tr> <td><center>Heater </td><td><center>23</td><td><center>Female</td><td>20,000</td><td><center>[url='brothel.php?spend=school']Bang A Hot School Girl[/url]</td></tr><tr> <td><center>No name </td><td><center>???</td><td><center>Female</td><td>20,000</td><td><center>[url='brothel.php?spend=tran']Bang a Transvestite[/url]</td></tr><tr> <td><center>{$ir['username']} </td><td><center>your age</td><td><center>{$ir['gender']}</td><td>20,000</td><td><center>[url='brothel.php?spend=whoreout']Whore yourself out at a club.[/url]</td></tr><tr> <td><center>{$ir['username']} </td><td><center>your age</td><td><center>{$ir['gender']}</td><td>20,000</td><td><center>[url='brothel.php?spend=whoreout2']Whore yourself out on the streets.[/url]</td></tr><tr></table>"; if(isset ($_GET['spend'])) { srand ((double) microtime( )*1000000); $random_number = rand(1,1000); } if($_GET['spend'] == 'male') { if($ir['money'] <20000) { print " [b]Sorry, you don't have enough money[/b]"; } else if($ir['energy'] <6) { print " [b]Sorry, you dont have enough energy[/b]"; } else if ($random_number < 750) { mysql_query("UPDATE users SET money=money-20000,energy=energy-10,brave=maxbrave WHERE userid=$userid",$c); print " [b]You have paid $20,000 to get plowed by a man whore, this raised your brave to 100%[/b]"; } else if ($random_number > 750) { mysql_query("UPDATE users SET money=money-20000 WHERE userid=$userid",$c); print " [b]he took a look at you and ran, with your money in hand!"; } } else if($_GET['spend'] == 'school') { if($ir['money'] <20000) { print " [b]Sorry, you don't have enough money[/b]"; } else if($ir['energy'] <10) { print " [b]Sorry, you don't have enough energy[/b]"; } else if ($random_number < 600) { mysql_query("UPDATE users SET money=money-20000,energy=maxenergy WHERE userid=$userid",$c); print " [b]You have paid $20,000 for 2 hours with a hot school girl too bad you only lasted 5 minutes, it doesn't matter it raised your energy by 5 points[/b]"; } else if ($random_number > 600) { mysql_query("UPDATE users SET money=money-20000,hospital=hospital+5,`hospreason` = 'tried to get freaky with a hot school girl but got beat down.' WHERE userid=$userid",$c); print " [b]<font color='red'>you pay for fun. you undress yourself, she ties you down, and beat you. you stuck in the hospital for 5 minutes.</font>"; // here } } else if($_GET['spend'] == 'nurse') { if($ir['money'] <20000) { print " [b]Sorry Sir, you don't have enough money[/b]"; } else if($ir['energy'] <10) { print " [b]Sorry Sir, you don't have enough energy[/b]"; } else if ($random_number < 750) { mysql_query("UPDATE users SET money=money-20000,energy=energy-10,brave=maxbrave WHERE userid=$userid",$c); print " [b]You have paid $20,000 for 2 hours with a naughty nurse too bad you only lasted 5 minutes, it doesn't matter it raised your brave to 100%[/b]"; } else if ($random_number > 750) { mysql_query("UPDATE users SET money=money-20000 WHERE userid=$userid",$c); print " [b]<font color='red'>sorry she took your money, and you didn't get any</font>"; } } else if($_GET['spend'] == 'tran') { if($ir['money'] <20000) { print " [b]Sorry you don't have enough money[/b]"; } else if($ir['energy'] <10) { print " [b]Sorry you don't have enough energy[/b]"; } else { mysql_query("UPDATE users SET money=money-20000,energy=energy-10,brave=maxbrave,hp=hp-9 WHERE userid=$userid",$c); print " [b]You paided $20,000 to bang a transvestite "; print "and enjoyed your time and filled your brave to 100% but lost 9 HP points because you were the female.[/b]"; } } else if($_GET['spend'] == 'whoreout') { if($ir['energy'] <10) { print " [b]Sorry, you don't have enough energy[/b]"; } else if ($random_number < 500) { mysql_query("UPDATE users SET money=money+1000 WHERE userid=$userid",$c); print " [b]You Walk up to a woman and ask her if she is lonely, she says yes. you tell her that for 1,000 you will make her happy for one night, she pays you have earned 2,000.[/b]"; } else if ($random_number > 500) { mysql_query("UPDATE users SET money=money-500,jail=jail+5,`jail_reason` = 'tried to whore himself out but was turned down' WHERE userid=$userid",$c); print " [b]<font color='red'>You Walk up to a woman and ask her if she is lonely, she says no. she says that if you dont give her 500 she will call the cops. you give her the money but she calls the cops anyways.</font>"; } } else if($_GET['spend'] == 'whoreout2') { if($ir['energy'] <10) { print " [b]Sorry, you don't have enough energy[/b]"; } else if ($random_number < 400) { mysql_query("UPDATE users SET money=money+1500 WHERE userid=$userid",$c); print " [b]You Walk up to a woman and ask her if she is lonely, she says yes. you tell her that for 1,500 you will make happy for one night, she pays you have earned 1,500.[/b]"; } else if ($random_number > 400) { mysql_query("UPDATE users SET money=money+1500,hospital=hospital+5,`hospreason` = 'Whored himself out and caught crabs' WHERE userid=$userid",$c); print " [b]<font color='red'>You Walk up to a woman and ask her if she is lonely, she says yes. you tell her that for 1,500 you will make her happy for one night, she pays you have earned 1,500. the bad news is that she has crabs and now you do too.[/b]</font> "; } } $h->endpage(); ?>
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Re: Cheburn (adam) Torncity lol... I play as a pastime... I code when I feel like it.... .
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Re: Crime Formular Good because that would be setting all crimes at the same difficulty. Being that a level 1 could do the "best" crime if they had the brave for it. In other words no need to buy a better house or get higher iq or level.
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Re: throw an object at the top poster [me=Godhand]Throws Air Force One at younggold. Then later seen grasping back in pain.[/me] Phew that was heavy...
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Re: Casino with slots [V2] Isn't there a thread for converting? No one should post it since they took the time to the the core taken care of and the pictures.
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Mafia Game Script v1.0 details (FREE UPDATES FOR LIFE)
Godhand replied to topmorpg's topic in Other Game Engines
Re: Mafia Game Script v1.0 details (FREE UPDATES FOR LIFE) Haha I'm just waiting for my money to transfer from my bank. -
Re: Money,crystals cap changing (int) into (float)
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Re: $10 Discount for CE Members I think I'll be buying one soon along with putting up a new domain. But I'll need time for the transfers of cash to be cleared between my bank and paypal. It should transfer sometime between the upcoming Monday and Saturday according to paypal. Edit- Pft... my bank cleared it paypal hasn't yet.
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Re: Donator's Bank[MCV2] So far I haven't posted any mods that I want to be taken seriously :-P. I code as a pastime not a method of income. I haven't offered any of the mods that I wanted to be taken seriously for sale yet; I'd rather have more for sale at once.
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Re: [v1]Virus Mod[v1] I figured as much. But other than that good job. I'm not using it though on my site.
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Re: [v1]Virus Mod[v1] But you do realize you only need 2 TOTAL. I don't think they would really write more than one virus in real life at a time.
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Re: [v1]Virus Mod[v1] Thats a hell of a lot of crap for the users table. All you really need is 2 stats for one virus. Example make viruscurrentlywritting have 5 different values. Each value represents a different virus. Then have daysleft well... obviously.
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Re: [$15] Numbers Game [V2] Any test for us?
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Re: Donator's Bank[MCV2] Yes I made it so that they require so many donator days to use the bank. I also make them super expensive.
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Re: QUERIES pft if u bought the legal version of it you would have the code. Let alone if you were at least a crappy coder. So not only are you stupid. But you are stupid AND caught red handed.
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Re: Donator's Bank[MCV2] It has been made before. I have something similar to this. I also have about 8 different donator banks.
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Re: [$25] Treasure Map! Payment sent. I think you'll know which one is me. :wink: