puer Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Three Monkey's Ran Out Of The Zoo The 1st Playing With Little Girl The 2nd eating Banana and the 3rd One Is reading This Joke lol Going To Get New Joke Next Weak Your Helper puer :evil: :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Xy Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Re: Here Some Joke thats retarded! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungGold Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Re: Here Some Joke ahahahahahaah im laughing cause its crap ahahahhha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Zero Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Re: Here Some Joke lawl? lol? lmao? I don't know what to think! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RooTy Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: Here Some Joke :-o omg....lol even sadder i posted that for my gamers lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster01 Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: Here Some Joke Here's one.. How do you know when a woman is about to say a smart thing? She begins here sentence with "A man once told me". What's black and blue an sits in a dark corner? The five-year old in my closet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dementor Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: Here Some Joke i got one i guy comes out of jail screaming im free im free. then little goes up to him and says so what im 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster01 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: Here Some Joke i got one i guy comes out of jail screaming im free im free. then little goes up to him and says so what im 4 thats retarded! I know some other jokes, but the little ones are here. ): Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dementor Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: Here Some Joke lol i got better jokes but judjing by the jokes that went b4 my joke fits in just right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RooTy Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Here Some Joke An irish woman was admitted to hospita; after having phone sex,doctors removing 2 nolias,3 motoro;as and a samsung. No sieman was found. :cry: :cry: very sad hay :lol: this may get you through the day Thought Of The Day Handle every situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it. Piss on it and walk away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanybob Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Here Some Joke This thread... makes me wanna cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster01 Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Here Some Joke lol, I'm also frustrated with people that are like that. :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsyChoTic Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Re: Here Some Joke Ive got a couple or use Joke 1 A married couple both lost their jobs at the broom factory, and were having a hard time finding new jobs. Unfortunately, their mounting credit card debt required some immediate income. The wife suggested that she could whore herself out, but her husband was a little less than thrilled about the prospect. But financial necessities got the best of her, and she went behind her husband's back to go whoring. She came back one night with a huge wad of cash, and fessed up to her hubby. He was upset, but asked how much she made. "$398.10," she said. "Who paid ten cents?" he asked. "Everybody." :-D :-D Joke 2 A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436." :-D :-D LOl i know your not ment to laugh at your own but i love them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsyChoTic Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Re: Here Some Joke Sorry i just has to make another post while i can remember these: Joke 1 A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill." The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the clerk. "I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies. The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off." The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!" Joke 2 Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash. The pilot says "Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let's give them to the 3 Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them" The lawyer says "Fuck the Boy Scouts!" The priest says, "Do we have time?" Joke 3 A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are. He says "well, pussy and bitch". She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy." He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning. Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she can't handle them. What are the words?" He tells him...pussy and bitch. Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy." "OK dad, so what's a bitch?" "Son" he says, "everything outside that circle." :-D :-D :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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