seanybob

Everyone post your collections of one-liners here! ------------------------------------------------- In high school, I was in the French club. All we would do is occasionally surrender to the German club. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. Two dogs are walking down the street, one says, "Wait a minute" and then crosses the road. He sniffs around a fire hydrant and returns. The other dog says, "What was that all about?" The first dog replies, "Just checking my messages!" It's always darkest before dawn. If you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. Obey gravity! It's the law. Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work. A woman got into her car and discovered that the steering wheel was gone, the radio was gone, the accelerator and brake pedals were gone. She was just about to report it to the police when she discovered she was in the back seat. Why do fire departments have Dalmatians? So they can find the hydrants. I recently took up meditation. It beats sitting around doing nothing. A doctor says to a patient, "I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is I amputated the wrong leg. The good news is your bad leg is getting better!" I almost fell in love with a psychic, but she left me before we met. The Invisible Man married the Invisible Woman, but their kids aren't much to look at. I traded in my wife's piano for a clarinet. You can't sing while playing a clarinet. All the toilets were stolen out of the police station. The police have nothing to go on. If a man is in the forest and there is no woman around, is he still wrong? I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it "Do not eat if seal is broken." So I opened up the box, and sure enough... There was a knock on the door, and I answered it, but all that was there was a snail. I picked it up and threw it into the street. Two weeks later, another knock on the door. I opened the door and it was the snail again. The snail says, "What was that all about?" Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies, "I'm positive." There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them. "Dad, can you do my homework for me?" "No, I'm sorry, it just wouldn't be right." "Well, maybe not, but give it a try anyway!" Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. Does fuzzy logic tickle? Why don't blind people like to skydive? Because it scares the dog. Why does a Pilgrim's pants always fall down? Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat!

Re: Tracking Advertising   isnt there a get referring url function in php? I can look it up later if someone hasn't posted it by then

Re: Opinions Needed!   I can tell you right now he is not. He will steal and redistribute your crud... I dislike him immensely. (he smells funny too) You would get none (or a lot less) of the cash you agreed on. The mods would be stolen. The co-ownership is a joke... you would get admin powers, and that's it.

Re: i better warn all game owners here stop yelling... God make lowercase letters for a reason v.v

Re: SQL Injections   I just happen to have that program. And it doesn't straight out decrypt it, you have to know what you are doing... (decrypting md5 is one of the side additions the program has, not even its main thing)

Re: Happy Birthday Happy b-day, studmuffin *winks*

Re: Kiddy Cartel ok... so the prob was simple. Something called pear (look it up on google) is needed for this game. On lostone's server it was installed... on my server it's not. So I downloaded it and threw it up. Vinyl gets all the credit (give him the +karma :P) For people without pear installed on their server... http://www.seanybob.net/aaaaa/kiddy/kiddykartel.zip upload that to your server to get the game running. (make sure to set up the db too) anyone wanna make an installer for this? should be simple.

Re: Gang war surrender error vorlen this is actually a real problem... i get the same error as well with untouched scripts. anyone know what the fix is?

Re: ill try it so is the version working now? lostone got it up? (looks like he just got rid of the db.php file)

Re: [mccode] Mail Signatures! instead of adding this to mailbox.php $msg="$msg <hr /> {$ir['mailsig']}";   add this if($ir['mailsig']!="") { $msg="$msg <hr /> {$ir['mailsig']}"; }

Re: ill try it lmao man... still UCC, this one looks mildly interesting, and if nothing else it gets you a decent userbase you can advertise to. ;)

Re: ill try it @deception - perhaps... I have a couple ideas. We'll see what happens, I think it may be possible also, I'll be looking around see if I can find a full copy of the script... I have a couple ideas of where to look

Re: ill try it hehe, sorry for deleting UCC I realized what it was though and felt dumb for assuming something else. It's just the database class is all... we can make one from scratch, or convert a free one on the web for it. Shouldn't be too tough

Re: ill try it   same here. working on making that dang DB.php file... I tried converting MCcodes system into this one, but it threw up (with good reason I might add) I don't know too much about db connections, just always used the basics. Time to learn i guess

Re: Column Count Error.   $m=$db->query("INSERT INTO items VALUES('',{$_POST['itmtype']},'$itmname','$itmdesc',{$_POST['itmbuyprice']},{$_POST['itmsellprice']},$itmbuy, '{$_POST['effect1on']}', '$efx1', '{$_POST['effect2on']}', '$efx2', '{$_POST['effect3on']}', '$efx3', $weapon, $armor, '')"); print "The {$_POST['itmname']} Item was added to the game."; stafflog_add("Created item {$_POST['itmname']}");

Re: MySpace.com myspace.com/seanybob (I picked an unusual username for it)

Re: [mccode] Register Page   lmao

Re: Joinable Organised Crimes Actually... part of this mod I just finished adds the usernames of those who join to the crime itself. So it says like "Seanybob snatched the boy, while Deception called his parents asking for dope" or w/e it may be... it would be a simple thing to make them go to jail or hosp with that code already selecting the users

Re: Happy Easter He is Risen!!! makes me sooo happy ;)

Re: Ajax chat script I'm curious if this worked for anyone in 2.0 I had it working in 1.1, and was curious to try it in 2.0 but it gets bugged up(yes i changed the header portion) *feels like a dork for screwing up his own code*

Re: Movies   I agree, wholeheartedly

Re: Mercs For Sale   I second that

Re: Happy Easter A Passover With Peeps Exodus 7:14 - Exodus 12:31 plague 1: river turned to blood plague 2: frogs plague 3: lice plague 4: flies plague 5: diseased livestock plague 6: boils plague 7: hail and fire from the sky plague 8: locusts plague 9: darkness plague 10: death of the firstborn

Re: football teams   crap, that was nba, not football... (apologies, Lostone knows my only excuse here) Lakers actually suck. There are no good nba teams left. Go Duke! (Hooray for college basketball)

Re: football teams w00t Lakers!