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Re: BBCode Gradient Text Generator --- FREE Mod I do like this ill have to convert it to v1 and then i might use it cheers

Re: [V1] Chests [V1]   The sql's should work perfect dont know why they wasnt working     Thanks glad you like it

Re: [Free] [v1] Monkey Slaves I have to admit i prefer v1 to v2 now its just seems easier in every aspect.

Re: [V2] Donator Shop [V2] Nice mod mate i like the idea, i might even use it

Re: [V1] Chests [V1]   Thanks X_TheJoker_X glad you like it, let me know if anyone does anything else with it.

Hey everyone i dont usually post mods but here's one Its a simple game what i think everyone should like call the file chests.php <?php /*----------------------------------------------------- -- Made By Psychotic -- Free Mod -- chests.php -----------------------------------------------------*/ $file_exist = "config2.php"; if(file_exists($file_exist)) { include("globals.php"); } else if(!file_exists($file_exist)) { session_start(); require "global_func.php"; if($_SESSION['loggedin']==0) { header("Location: login.php");exit; } $userid=$_SESSION['userid']; require "header.php"; $h = new headers; $h->startheaders(); include "mysql.php"; global $c; $is=mysql_query("SELECT u.*,us.* FROM users u LEFT JOIN userstats us ON u.userid=us.userid WHERE u.userid=$userid",$c) or die(mysql_error()); $ir=mysql_fetch_array($is); check_level(); $fm=money_formatter($ir['money']); $cm=money_formatter($ir['crystals'],''); $lv=date('F j, Y, g:i a',$ir['laston']); $h->userdata($ir,$lv,$fm,$cm); $h->menuarea(); } if($ir['money'] == 0) { die("<font color='red'><center> You Cant Play! You Have No Money!</font>"); } if($ir['keys'] == 0) { die("<font color='red'><center> You Cant Play! You Have No Keys!</font>"); } print "<table width=100% border=0><tr><th><center><h3>[img=Images/chest1.png]</h3></center></th></tr> <tr><th>"; $_GET['number']=(int) $_GET['number']; if($_GET['number']) { $earn=round($ir['money']*($ir['level']+1)/100); $lose=round($ir['money']*($ir['level']+1)/105); if($earn > 100000 or $earn < 1) { $earn=100; } if($lose > 100000 or $lose < 1) { $lose=80; } if($_GET['number'] != 1 and $_GET['number'] != 2 and $_GET['number'] != 3) { die("Those number's don't exist."); } $rand=rand(1,3); if($_GET['number'] == $rand) { print "You put the key in the chest, they key did'nt snap and the lock opened <font color=lime>Congratulations you found \$$earn And 1 key.</font> "; } else { print "You put the key in the chest, the key snapped in the hole <font color=red>You lost a key.</font> "; } print "<table width=70% border=0><tr><th>"; if($_GET['number'] == 1) { if($rand == 1) { print "[img=Images/chest2.png]"; } else { print "[img=Images/chest.png]"; } } else { print "[img=Images/chest.png]"; } print "</th><th>"; if($_GET['number'] == 2) { if($rand == 2) { print "[img=Images/chest2.png]"; } else { print "[img=Images/chest.png]"; } } else { print "[img=Images/chest.png]"; } print "</th><th>"; if($_GET['number'] == 3) { if($rand == 3) { print "[img=Images/chest2.png]"; } else { print "[img=Images/chest.png]"; } } else { print "[img=Images/chest.png]"; } print "</th></tr></table>"; print " You are being redirected back</font> <meta http-equiv='refresh' content='3; url=chests.php'> "; //queries, die if($_GET['number'] == $rand) { mysql_query("UPDATE users SET money=money+{$earn} WHERE userid=$userid",$c); mysql_query("UPDATE users SET chestsincome=chestsincome+{$earn} WHERE userid=$userid",$c); mysql_query("UPDATE `users` SET `keys` = `keys` + '1' WHERE `userid` = '$ir[userid]'"); } else { mysql_query("UPDATE `users` SET `keys` = `keys` - '1' WHERE `userid` = '$ir[userid]'"); } } else { $earn=round($ir['money']*($ir['level']+1)/100); $lose=round($ir['money']*($ir['level']+2)/105); if($earn > 100000 or $earn < 1) { $earn=100; } if($lose > 100000 or $lose < 1) { $lose=80; } print "You walk up to three chests, you find a key on the floor, its old and will probably only one try. If you get the right chest you will pocket whats inside [b]\$$earn[/b] But if you don't, You will lose a key, You have [{$ir['keys']}] keys Left[/b] <table width=70% border=0><tr><th> [url='chests.php?number=1'][img=Images/chest.png][/url] </th><th> [url='chests.php?number=2'][img=Images/chest.png][/url] </th><th> [url='chests.php?number=3'][img=Images/chest.png][/url] </th></tr></table> "; } print "</th></tr></table>"; $h->endpage(); ?> Ive got it set with a keys feature sort of like turns. Ive also got it set with a income so you know how much you have made. You can put this anywhere viewuser, header where ever u like like got mine in index. Hope you all enjoy any problems post them pls. UPDATED Images chest.png chest2.png

Re: [V2] Race Mod [V2] Nice mod mate and i really like the benefits idea i would like to see that come in

Re: The evil dot of doom lol that is probably the most annoying thing ive done lol

Re: Guess the next poster Nope !!! Redeye Next

Re: THIS OR THAT? New Years Eve An al og or Digital Sorry i carnt type AN AL OG together because i gets censored

Re: Counting (nr game) 1,604

Re: [mccode] Advanced Warning System must just be me then :x, doesnt matter thxs anyway

Re: [mccode] Advanced Warning System I found alot of error's with that one, how come there are so many <? and ?>, i would like to see this one fixed please if anyone can

Re: Here Some Joke Sorry i just has to make another post while i can remember these: Joke 1 A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill." The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the clerk. "I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies. The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off." The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!" Joke 2 Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash. The pilot says "Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let's give them to the 3 Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them" The lawyer says "Fuck the Boy Scouts!" The priest says, "Do we have time?" Joke 3 A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are. He says "well, pussy and bitch". She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy." He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning. Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she can't handle them. What are the words?" He tells him...pussy and bitch. Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy." "OK dad, so what's a bitch?" "Son" he says, "everything outside that circle." :-D :-D :-D

Re: Here Some Joke Ive got a couple or use Joke 1 A married couple both lost their jobs at the broom factory, and were having a hard time finding new jobs. Unfortunately, their mounting credit card debt required some immediate income. The wife suggested that she could whore herself out, but her husband was a little less than thrilled about the prospect. But financial necessities got the best of her, and she went behind her husband's back to go whoring. She came back one night with a huge wad of cash, and fessed up to her hubby. He was upset, but asked how much she made. "$398.10," she said. "Who paid ten cents?" he asked. "Everybody." :-D :-D   Joke 2 A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436." :-D :-D LOl i know your not ment to laugh at your own but i love them

Re: If you could be me for a day Tell everyone where he is hiding

Re: Guess the next poster nope sorry young boy next

Re: Counting (nr game) 1592 :mrgreen:

Re: THIS OR THAT? Wireless mouse of course! Red or Black

Re: [Free] [v1] Monkey Slaves Very nice mod mte +1, i made it into foot soldiers and they make a nice addition to my game mte thxs