Two rats in a sewer. One says to the other :
"I'm absoloutely sick of Sh*t. It's Sh*t for breakfast, Sh*t for lunch, Sh*t for tea and even Sh*t for supper".
The other rat says to him :
"Oh come on, it's not that bad, Cheer up and we'll go on the P*ss later" !!!
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A recent text from Ann Summers :
"In reference to your order for the large red vibrator on page 16 of our catalogue, can you please select and re-order an alternative item since this happens to be our Fire Extinguisher
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Remember this story in the news recently ? :
The 8 year old boy who weighs 14 stone was asked earlier on TV today what was his favourite musical instrument at school ? The c**t replied "The Dinner Bell" !!!