Who Am I?

[Danny696]

Ok, whoever gets the correct answer goes next, max of 5 clues, min of 3.

I go first:

 

1. I like children sitting on my knee
   
2. I bring joy to these children
   
3. I am often in WsIrc
   

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Santa.

1. I also don't mind kids on my knee

2. I was born Paul Francis Gadd

3. I was in jail for a while

[Danny696]

Paul Francis Gadd mabey?

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Paul Francis Gadd mabey?

Nope.

What is he named now?

[Danny696]

Garry Glitter :)

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Garry Glitter :)

Correct

[Danny696]

1. Im fat
   
2. Im bald
   
3. Im famous
   
4. My middle name is Jay
   
5. I am a safety inspector
   

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1. Im fat
   
2. Im bald
   
3. Im famous
   
4. My middle name is Jay
   
5. I am a safety inspector
   

Homer Jay Simpson.

1. I'm a Danish Programmer

2. I added the LIMIT clause to mSQL

3. I live in Greenland

4. Famous for my work with PHP

5. Born in 1968

[Djkanna]

Donkey Kong

?

[Danny696]

Magnus Hagander??

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Nope.

[Danny696]

Rasmus Lerdorf??

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Correct

[Danny696]

1. I was suspended form college for 6 months because of this
   
2. I was born in 1984
   
3. I have appeared on the simpsons
   

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Mark Zuckerberg?

[Danny696]

Yup...