I'm using the latest version of xampp, so it's version 5.5.8. Thanks for your hint; not sure how I missed it. Settings is the only one using TYPE=MyISAM, everything else was using ENGINE=MyISAM. I'll test it when I get home from uni.
Edit: I went ahead and tested it out, and it works. Now it's telling me to install the crons, but I don't know how to do that since I don't have cPanel. I'm just testing it on a local test server at the moment. Any help?